3.23.2010

American Idol S9 Top 1: Billboard's Top 100 Number Ones

Apparently the announced theme was either A: flat out wrong, or B: changed due to their realizing how stupid that theme would be.

Either way, this is a big improvement, and should give the contestants more interesting songs to choose from.

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Stupid judge banter. Yawn. Do we really need the judges to tell us why not singing badly is important? Waste. Of. Time.

What?! The mentor is Miley Cyrus? Uh, weird. Not that I think Miley is untalented, but is she the best mentor they could come up with?! Was Justin Bieber busy this week? Maybe next week, huh?

The idols pretend to be excited to have her as a mentor. Well, maybe the young ones aren't pretending.

Lee Dewyze is singing The Letter by The Boxtops. A great song though my favorite version of this song is the Joe Cocker version. I think this will fit Lee's growly voice perfectly. Miley asks Lee not to tell anyone that she is really Hannah Montana. No, just kidding, but that would have rocked. I really like his version. He uses an onstage brass band with background singers. The singers do him no favors, but it looks cool. Lee looks more comfortable on stage this week. I like this from him. Great start! Judges liked it except for Simon. Simon slams him for not being contemporary enough. I actually think he did a fine job.

Paige is singing Against All Odds by Phil Collins. Miley warns her not to be pitchy. She obviously doesn't like listening to Miley's advice, because Paige is HORRENDOUS. I hate the little whammy bar thing she does to scoop around to the notes. There are a few moments that don't suck, but I shouldn't give so much credit to the moments of silence. The judges are brutally honest and rip her. I worry that the judges are so mean to her that viewers vote for her out of pity. She needs to go home. Please?

Tim Urban is singing Queen's A Crazy Little Thing Called Love. Miley tells him to push the boundaries a bit. Last week he made the Stones reggae, and this week he changes nothing of the arrangement from the original. It's forgettable and boring. Karaoke Hell. Pass. I am sure the judges will rip him too. The judges hate it. I hate that Tim Urban might let Paige stay another week.

Aaron Kelly has laryngitis, tonsillitis, and a crush on Miley. He sings I Don't Want to Miss a Thing by Aerosmith. Call me a teenage girl, but Aaron has a really good voice. Even sick, he shows that he deserves to be here. I do not think he will break the top 4, but he will hang around for quite awhile. Judges are obviously fans too.

Crystal Bowersox is singing Me and Bobby McGee. We all knew it was only a matter of time before Crystal sang a Janis Joplin song. I guess now is as good a time as ever. It's a great song that should obviously suit her voice. Crystal asks Miley to sign her guitar. I hope she used pencil... She is singing on a carpet. The beginning of the song actually seems a bit directionless and fluffy. As the song continues, she gets better. Second half was great; beginning was meh. Mixed bag, but obviously Crystal will be around! Judges love it! Obviously, she's great, but I think I need to listen again.

Big Mike is singing When a Man Loves a Woman. This song may not make him contemporary, but it will be a good choice for his voice. There are no surprises in the song, but Big Mike sings it well. He has a nice tone to his voice that he uses well this week. Not super, but really good. Judges like him though warn him about doing too much.

Andrew is singing Straight Up. No, wait, he is singing I Heard It through the Grapevine. Miley actually advises Andrew to lose the guitar. He takes the advice. The performance is a bit jumpy, but I think Andrew really tries to make the song more contemporary, and he sings with more confidence and energy than he has shown thus far. The vocals weren't great, but he was not near the worst of the night. The judges were not kind. Kara gives confusing advice by telling him that Straight Up is haunting him and to move beyond it but also tells him to revisit it to see what was good about it. I think when you look at Tim and Paige, Andrew should be safe.

Katie sings Fergie's Big Girls Don't Cry. I am not a Katie fan at all, but this is probably a good song choice for her. It's young and current. I still don't like her. There's something about her voice that I don't like. I can't articulate it, but I don't dig it. It's not awful, but it's off. Judges, overall, are kind.

Gordon Ramsey is in the house! I wish he would call some of the contestants donkeys!

Casey James sings Power of Love by Huey Lewis and the News. This is my favorite performance of Casey's yet. His vocals are tight and I dig the arrangement. It may not be the most challenging song to sing, but he was confident and looked like he was having fun! Also, there were some tasty guitar licks thrown in for good measure. I liked this a lot! The judges are generally complimentary with Simon accusing him of performing an old fashioned Huey Lewis sound-alike. I actually disagree with Simon on this point. This was not an identical version to the original.

Didi Benami takes on You're No Good by Linda Ronstadt. Again, I may be alone, but I like Didi's voice as odd as it may be. The arrangement had a strange feel, but it was interesting. Judges didn't like it at all. Who's going home tonight? So many choices!

Siobhan closes the show with Superstition by Stevie Wonder. By the way, I am not from New England, but I love it when people use the word, Wicked. It's wicked cool when people do that. How many keyboardists does it take to accompany Siobhan? Obviously, two. Her voice is good on this, but this is not my favorite performance from her. It's great karaoke, but it's still karaoke. She does scat and scream towards the end. Bonus points for the scat; minus points for giving in to the urge to having to scream in every song. Judges liked it tons.

It's easy to see who's staying (Crystal, Casey, Siobahn, Aaron, Lee, and Big Mike), but it's anyone's guess who is going home. I thought the worse performance was Paige's, but she has some real competition for going home.

Thoughts?



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3.18.2010

American Idol S9 Top 11 Theme Announced: It's Lame!

Ugh! The new theme for next week has been announced, and I am not looking forward to it at all!

Click on the link below to see the big reveal!


TEEN IDOL WEEK!

Yes, you read me right: TEEN FRICKIN' IDOL WEEK!

I guess they wanted to throw a bone to the younger singers in the competition.

The question is: how large of an umbrella will this create? Are these teem idols from any point in history? If so, are they limited to songs that these artists sang when they were teens? For example, Michael Jackson could be considered a teen idol. Are only his songs that were popular when he was a teen eligible to be sung or ANY MJ song?

iTunes should be releasing the lists they have to pick from. I'll post them when I find them.

The only thing I am looking forward to is if some contestants take some serious liberties with the songs and make them better.

What are your thoughts on the new theme?

Are you as scared as I am?


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3.17.2010

American Idol S9 Top 12 Results

Who goes home? So many worthy singers to get booted, only one death slot available...


I hate how the producers feel the need to have Ryan and Simon continue to pretend to be scorned lovers. It comes across as desperate and not the entertaining brand either. Find some better schtick.

Judge's save is still in effect. They can save the person voted off IF they are in agreement. Let's hope they don't use it this season.

David Cook takes on Jumping Jack Flash and shows how weak this season's group is.

Ford Video is not as cheesy as I would like. No chance for the group to show off their personalities. Hard to do, I guess, when you don't have much to work with. Ouch.

They got to design their own paint jobs. Cool stuff. Maybe some of them will find career opportunities when they get booted off Idol.

Paige is in the bottom three. Yay! Is it wrong for me to cheer someone else's misfortune? Schadenfreude is in full effect!

Lee is safe. I hope he can develop a stage presence, because he has a good voice.

Siobhan is being labeled as this year's Adam Lambert. Dangerous business that. She has the drama and the unique factor but not quite the chops... She is safe though. Duh.

Aaron Kelley is safe. I'm glad that grandmas know how to use the phone. He has a good voice and should be around for five or six more weeks.

Andrew is safe, and Tim is in the bottom three. I TOTALLY miscalculated the teeny bopper vote. Though Tim should be a lock to go home, I truly thought he wouldn't be in the bottom three due to the X factor. And in this case the X factor is that teenage girls would ADORE him. I guess I should give today's youth more credit than I have.

Orianthi is introduced as a pioneer in rock. A pioneer, really? She seems to be an awesome guitarist, but the song (and her voice) was mediocre at best.

Didi is safe. Good. I like her.

Crystal is safe as is expected.

Katie is given conflicting opinions about what style she should sing and then is told she is safe. I don't understand why. Am I alone in not liking her at all?

Big Mike is safe. No surprise here.

Casey and Lacey are next up. Lacey is in the bottom three. Casey is safe. That's about right.

Paige, Tim, and Lacey are in the bottom three. If they could get rid of all three this week, that would make the show SO much better.

If the judges use their save to save any of these, I will forever swear off this show.

Well...

Of course I wouldn't, but still, I would gripe TONS!

Tim is safe. He lives to torture another song and another audience next week.

I am fine with either of the girls going home.

Ke$ha sings next. She seems like a lame knock off of Lady Gaga. She did have two of the whitest (read lamest) rappers I've seen in a long time. I thought the dancing televisions were cool though.

Apparently, the girls are roommates. One goes home; the other can take endless showers.

Lacey is going home. Paige lives to be inconsistent another day.

Lacey gets to sing for her American Idol life. Thankfully, the unliked contestant can sing a song of their choice. It is painful to hear someone sing the same song that got them voted off.

The death video plays. and Lacey cries. Katie also cries, because she knows she should be the one who is going home.

TiVo cuts off, so I don't hear what the theme for next week is. Anyone catch it? I'd like to know what singer (or genre) will have their songs slaughtered next week.

One down; eleven more to go.

More later.


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3.16.2010

American Idol S9 Top 12: Rolling Stones

Okay, I am back.  I have been following the whole season to date but have been holding out on posting until the muse hit me.

To be honest, I am not entirely enthused by this year's crop.  There are some different types of voice this year, which is a good thing, but I don't know if any of them are going to "stick."

But I am willing to give them all the benefit of the doubt and see how it goes.

Tonight is Rolling Stones night!  This night favors Bowersox and Lee, but there should be some interesting songs to go around.

I am scared for how the young ones will do.  That could be scary.

Bonus points to anyone who sings Angie well.  Love that song.



I said this before; I'll say it again.  I HATE the judges walking out on stage at the beginning...  Pointless.

Rolling Stones montage reminds the kids at home what they will be listening to.  This montage begs the ultimate question:  Did Kieth Richards EVER look young?

First up is Michael Lynche (Big Mike) with Miss You.  I know he is trying to play to his strengths by making the song more soul-sy, but I don't like the arrangement.  His voice is okay on this, but I am not doing cartwheels.  He will not go home on this, but he didn't do himself any favors.

Judges disagree with me entirely which does not bode well for the rest of the night.  If they were praising this, we might be going downhill from here.  The worst complaint (from Simon) was about his dancing.

Ryan gets in Simon's face.  I'm hoping for a full-on man kiss!  Nope.  Just the usual pre-planned banter.

Next is Didi Benami with Play with Fire. This is a more emotional take on it.  She seems to connect with the song, and I like most of it.  There are some pitchy parts and one part where I swear she bobbled a lyric.  Interesting arrangement, but the arrangement can't do all of the work.  I loved the intensity, but it wasn't the big enchilada. I like Didi, so I hope she hangs around.  She interests me.  The judges like it.

Casey James takes on It's All Over Now.  Casey paints the song with paint from his Blues-Rock bucket.  Not bad; not great.  Vocals aren't overly impressive here.  It seems like the song is not a very difficult song to sing.  He doesn't show much range or difficulty.  Yes, he can play a mean guitar while singing, but I wanted more. Judges (minus Simon) loved it.  Simon agrees with me.  Casey will have a career, but I don't like his chances as AI winner.

Lacey Brown sings Ruby Tuesday.  Her voice sounds fragile, but that's actually the quirky quality I like about Lacey's voice.  Don't like the sped up "Still I'm going to miss you" lyric.  Pitchy towards the end.  Arrangement was odd.  Five-sixths Stones, one-sixth not.  Mish mash.  Meh.  Meh in the middle could spell trouble.  Judges are mixed but generally nonplussed.

Andrew Garcia is up with Gimme Shelter.  This is one of my favorite Stones songs.  Don't screw it up, Andrew.  A straight forward performance.  Standing with a mic and singing.  Very karaoke-ish.  The problem with Andrew is that I don't get that awe factor.  He is good but not great.  Passable when passable shouldn't be enough.  He didn't screw up the song, but he did it no favors either.  Judges were mixed.  If he doesn't show star power, he will be gone within two weeks.

Katie Stevens performs Wild Horses. Katie sanitizes the song stripping it down to just a treacly ballad.  Bad Kat McPhee impersonation.  Didn't love it. Judges were generally much nicer than I was.  She does nothing for me.

Tim Urban sings Under My Thumb.  He gives the song a quirky makeover with a more acoustic delivery with a slight reggae feel.  Almost Jack Johnson-like. The version is interesting but ultimately undermines the original.  It almost trivializes it. Vocally not great but not boring.  He will be raked over the coals by the judges, I am sure. I was right. Tim handles the criticism well.  I don't think America is done with him yet.

Siobhan Magnus takes on Paint it Black. I love the song and am intrigued by what she will do with this.  Risky move!  She starts the song with a more cabaret-type style before moving into the more recognizable way we are used to.  She has some pitch problems.  At the end she lets it all out, hitting the high note and sustaining it.  I like Siobhan, but it actually sounded like she was screeching the last note.  I felt the emotional connection, but it bordered on ridiculous. You could tell that she wants to be this season's Adam Lambert.  I don't know how long I will feel this way, but she interests me, and I want her to hang around for awhile. She stands out.  Judges agree, but no one wants to mention the screech.

Lee DeWyze is next with Beast of Burden.  I love the growl of his voice.  His take reminds me of John Cougar (Mellencamp, if you're nasty!).  He does some interesting things with some of the lyrics, making it his own.  The only problem is that he still looks mildly uncomfortable with being on the stage.  Still, I really dug this.  You can tell that the judges really want him to do well.  I do too.

Paige Miles sings Honky Tonk Woman.  Last week she butchered Smile, so she better do better this week.  Karaoke rendition that I want to stop as soon as it starts.  She tries to inject a little country, but I wish she'd inject some lethal dose of poison that would make the torture stop.  I don't like her vibrato or tone.  I hope the judges bury her. Apparently, she has had voice issues, so maybe I will give her a pass.  Judges are nicer than I would have been.  Maybe I'm still bitter over how she stayed while Lily Scott went home.

Aaron Kelly stays up past his bedtime to sing Angie.  Aaron is going to sing Angie? Really? I doubt he has the emotional depth to pull this off. This could be rocky, but I hope he does the song justice. He comes in early on the piano intro (though no one will probably notice),  Honestly he does a nice job.  He maintains the tone of the song with a nice intensity.  He sings in tune.  He doesn't overcomplicate the arrangement.  Though I'm not an Aaron Kelly fan necessarily, I thought he did a great job!  Judges are likewise complimentary.

Crystal Bowersox will close it out with You Can't Always Get What You Want. Wow, I love her voice.  I don't think this is the best she has done, but she shows that she knows how to work a song and make it her own.  Randy steals my words.  Judges are complimentary but warn her about having more fun on stage.

My guesses follow:

Safe:
Crystal
Siobhan
Aaron
Lee
Michael
Didi
Tim

In Danger:
Paige
Andrew
Lacey
Katie
Casey

Your thoughts?
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